I was tending the grill at a big block-party barbecue when someone asked me to cook some veggie dogs for them. Sure, I said, and then looked on in horror as this person plunked two Barbie doll-colored sticks on the grill. Dear readers, aside from the grill marks the veggie dogs hardly changed color when they cooked. I felt like apologizing when I served them.
This got me wondering: do all fake-meat products suck? I've written off veggie dogs as a hopeless case, but I decided to survey the veggie burgers at my local grocery store to see if there are some palatable options.

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ATTENTION: How about a white barby doll that has AIDS http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index; _ylt=AkCS4yk1MnN1RvKhmPdRD6nXDH1G;_ylv=3 ?qid=20100615214945AASNEMI
Just give them whatever they want it doesn't really matter there is no need to be racist.
I find that the black barbie dolls taste better with a fish dish
The white ones go down well with chicken and beef
What's next... White Cookie vs Black Cookie??
Depends on the person. I have white and black barbies.